Trump! My Country ‘Tis of ME!

How would Donald re-write this old anthem: My Country ‘Tis of Thee? Here’s one possibility…

My country ‘tis of me, sweet land of larceny.

Shall thee I deceive and swindle?

I thee shall deceive and swindle.

Land of Mother Russia’s sons — Putin likes me!

Good healthcare for everyone — if you’re rich.

From every loyal lackey’s tongue — they promised!

Let my lies and praises sing.

Good job Donald!

Music and lyrics czaitz© 2017